Under sub-category: Kids' Lines
On our walk today to the park, we happened upon a dead baby bird on the sidewalk.
Jordan: "Look, I found a bird!"
Jeb: "Oh yes, but don't touch it though, it is dirty. The bird fell and died"
Jordan: "Can I wake up the bird, Daddy?"
Jeb: "No, the bird is asleep forever. Dead bird sleeps forever and never wakes up."
Jordan: "Can you fix the bird, Daddy?"
Jeb: "No... only God can fix the bird and wake it up"
Jordan spotting some black ants by the bird
Jordan: "Daddy, daddy... look, the ants are fixing the bird!"
Jeb: "Jordan, the ants are God's way taking care and cleaning up dead animals. The ants are going to eat up the bird!"
Jordan: (while chuckling a lil') "The bird says... 'Don't eat me, ants... don't eat me!'"









